Assessing the quality of life in such cities, within a few decades of their self-emancipation from cynical and unapologetic predators is like assessing the progress of Siberia a few decades after Stalin or checking in on the state of mind of all those individuals who until recently filled the pods and powered the energy system of The Matrix. Only the most asinine or naïve commentator would want to compare the growth rate of Chernobyl to that of Helsinki, and so appropriate criteria of recovery, progress and autonomy need to be found, tested and established before anyone can pronounce on Africa’s cities without making themselves look rapacious or simply stupid.